A woman was pulled over by a police officer on the highway.

She says: Officer, why am I pulled over? The officer says: You were going a 50 in a 30 zone. The officer asks again: What is your name? She says: Frida The officer asks again: What is your last name? She says: Gomam. The officer says: You‘re Frida Gomam? And the woman drives away.

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